Paris Hilton: I'm Going Celibate

Hmm... what should CNN write about? Here are some choices:

1. War in the Middle East.
2. Uncontrolled Federal Spending.
3. Abortions are rampant.
4. Terrorist Threats all over the world.
5. Paris Hilton going Celibate.

#5 of course! Yes, CNN. Great choice for a story there you wizkids.