Monday, October 16, 2006

Madonna Steals African Baby From Father

...well kinda.

I guess Madonna is following the Hollywood trend of adopting poor dark or yellow babies. Who cares if the kid has a father that visited him regularly.

Dark and yellow babies are so fashionable. They go great on the Red Carpet with a $15,000 dress.

How about this as an alternative...Madonna gives the father money so he can raise the boy. That way she can help keep the family together.

Nah, that wouldn't be as cool.
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