A Great Joke

I read this joke today:

There is a ten dollar bill on the ground.
To the North of the bill there is Santa Claus.
To the West of the bill there is the Easter Bunny.
To the South of the bill there is a Moderate Muslim.
To the East of the bill there is a Radical Muslim.

Who gets to the ten dollar bill first??


Answer: The Radical Muslim. All the other creatures are fantasy.